“South Park” returned on Wednesday to hit President Donald Trump beneath the belt with a number of depictions of his “teeny tiny” penis.
The episode additionally skewered tech CEOs and authorities leaders for bribing Trump with golden “presents,” once more depicted Trump’s bed room lover as none apart from Devil himself, and decreased Vice President JD Vance to a miniature sidekick who gives to deliver his boss a “cumrag.”
That “cumrag,” tragically, seems to be longtime “South Park” fan-favorite character Towelie.
A lot of the episode focuses not on Trump, however on Randy Marsh ― Stan’s dad ― and his marijuana farm, which struggles after his staff are hauled off in a federal raid.
He sends Towelie to D.C. to foyer Trump for marijuana reclassification. Towelie finds town overrun with navy troops, as Trump has known as within the Nationwide Guard, simply as he has accomplished in actual life in a transfer critics have dismissed as a “stunt.”
Towelie additionally finds a statue of Thomas Jefferson within the Capitol is now a statue of Trump, with a really small penis. Likewise, the statue of Abraham Lincoln on the Lincoln Memorial can be a statue of Trump, once more with a tiny penis.
When Towelie reaches the White Home to fulfill Trump, an aide warns guests to “keep away from staring immediately into his penis.”
There, Towelie joins a line of CEOs and officers who supply Trump “presents” and guarantee him that his penis isn’t small.
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, for instance, brings the president a gold-plated VR headset.
Trump dismisses him as “a little bit bitch.”
Apple CEO Tim Cook dinner reveals as much as give Trump a small sculpture ― one thing he did for actual earlier this month.
Trump takes the reward and goes to his bed room, the place he promptly tears off all his garments and hops into mattress with Devil.
“Hey Devil! Have a look at what some dipshit tech CEO gave me,” he tells Devil. “I used to be pondering possibly we may attempt to shove it up your ass.”
Towelie is there to foyer Trump to reclassify marijuana, however finally ends up as a present to Trump as an alternative. By the top of the episode, Devil finds Towelie in a White Home lavatory, lined in white stains, begging for assist.
“Please,” Towelie pleads with Devil. “I wanna get out of right here.”
“So do I,” Devil replies. “However there isn’t a escape from this place.”
“South Park” has to this point been biweekly since returning final month, and that sample will proceed ― a minimum of for now ― as the subsequent episode is about to air Sept. 3 on Comedy Central.
