Stephen Colbert obtained an surprising “preview” of what many individuals would possibly expertise in their very own properties throughout Thanksgiving gatherings subsequent week.
“One factor! I need my Republican colleagues to present me one factor ― one! ― that I can go marketing campaign on and say we did,” he yelled throughout a fiery speech on the Home flooring.
Colbert provided three issues.
Roy additionally known as on his colleagues to close down the federal government forward of Thanksgiving as a method of preventing spending “so our children and our grandkids don’t inherit a bankrupted nation and so they don’t should marvel what freedom used to appear to be whereas they’re talking Mandarin.”
“Wow,” he mentioned. “I don’t know what a shutdown would do to Thanksgiving, nevertheless it’s good to have a preview of what your drunk uncle’s gonna be screaming on the cranberry sauce.”
See extra in his Thursday evening monologue: