Spoiler alert: I am not a “cruise person.” BUT, I also think cruises are really fun and have their place.
I have lived in the Caribbean. I like renting a jeep, eating at roadside shacks, and finding beaches that don’t have 5,000 other people on them.
But I have also cruised the Caribbean, and I get it. There is something undeniably cool about waking up in a new country every morning without having to pack a suitcase. It is the easiest vacation you will ever take.
The cruise industry in 2026 is a beast. The ships are floating cities with parks, ice rinks, and roller coasters. But is it the best way to see the islands? That depends entirely on what kind of traveler you are.
Here is my honest breakdown of the pros and cons of cruising the Caribbean right now (PLUS a quiz at the end to see which type of trip is best for you).

The Pros: Why People Love It
1. The “Sampler Platter” Effect
This is the biggest selling point. If you don’t know which island you like, a cruise is the perfect way to test-drive them. You get eight hours in St. Thomas, a day in St. Maarten, and a morning in the Bahamas.
- My Take: It’s great for scouting. I actually found my one of favorite islands (St. John) because of a cruise stop in St. Thomas years ago. A quick ferry ride over to paradise and I was hooked.
2. It is Truly “Logistics-Free”
Planning a Caribbean trip can be a headache. Ferries get cancelled, island hopper flights are expensive, and driving on the left side of the road can be terrifying. On a cruise, you do nothing. You walk on the ship, and the captain deals with the logistics.
- My Take: If you are stressed at work and just want your brain to turn off, this is unbeatable. You don’t have to think about “how do I get there?” You just arrive.

3. The Mega-Ship Entertainment is Insane
The new ships (like Royal Caribbean’s Star of the Seas) are engineering marvels. We are talking about Broadway shows (like Back to the Future or The Wizard of Oz) that are included in your fare.
- My Take: A ticket to these shows in NYC would cost $150. On the ship, you walk in for free after dinner. The production value is legitimately shocking.
4. It Works for Every Generation
If you are traveling with toddlers, teenagers, and grandparents, a cruise is the only vacation that keeps everyone happy without a fight. The kids have the water park, the teens have the clubs, and grandma can play bingo or sit by the pool.
- My Take: Trying to herd a multi-generational family through an airport or a foreign city is a nightmare. On a ship, you can split up and meet for dinner. It saves relationships.

The Cons: Why I Prefer Land
1. The “Nickel and Dime” Culture
The advertised price ($499!) is a myth. By the time you get off that ship, you will have paid double that.
- The Reality:
- Gratuities: You are charged $18+ per person, per day, automatically.
- Wi-Fi: It’s often $25 a day per device.
- Drinks: A cocktail is $14. A soda package is $100.
- Port Fees: These can add $200+ to your ticket price.
- My Take: I hate feeling like I’m being upsold on vacation. On land, I can buy a $2 beer at a beach bar. On a ship, I’m paying premium prices for everything.
2. You Don’t Actually “See” The Caribbean
Cruise ports are often “tourist traps” designed to extract money from you in 6 hours. You land in a secure compound filled with Diamonds International and Senor Frog’s. It looks the same in Cozumel as it does in Jamaica.
- My Take: To see the real island, you have to escape the port immediately. But with only 6-8 hours, you are always watching the clock. You can’t watch the sunset from a beach bar because you have to be back on board by 4:30 PM.

3. The Crowds Are Intense
The new mega-ships carry 7,000+ people. When two or three of them dock in St. Thomas at the same time, you have 20,000 people flooding a small island.
- My Take: It feels like a herd. The beaches near the port get absolutely packed. If you want that secluded “Castaway” vibe, you won’t find it on a cruise excursion.
4. The “Private Island” Trend
Cruise lines are increasingly taking you to their own private islands (like Perfect Day at CocoCay or Castaway Cay) instead of real countries.
- My Take: These are theme parks. They are safe, clean, and fun, but they aren’t the Caribbean. You aren’t meeting locals or eating authentic food; you are eating burgers cooked by the ship’s crew on a leased sandbar. It’s “Disneyfication” at its peak.

The Verdict: Who Should Cruise?
- Cruise If: You want a stress-free, high-energy vacation where the ship is the destination. It’s perfect for families and groups who want to party without logistics.
- Skip It If: You want to explore local culture, eat street food, avoid crowds, or find hidden beaches. If you want adventure, fly to an island and rent a car.
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