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“South Park” discovered a brand new strategy to hit President Donald Trump under the belt on Wednesday with a vivid and particular description of his penis.
This season has targeted partly on Trump impregnating Devil with a demonic “butt child.”
Within the newest episode, a cartoon model of tech billionaire/Trump ally Peter Thiel ― who has reportedly been giving real-life lectures on the supposed coming of the Antichrist ― defined to the kids of South Park Elementary how that ought to’ve been not possible.
“To be sure that Devil may by no means have offspring, the Lord God did shrink Devil’s asshole to the scale of a tiny, little pinhole so nothing may ever penetrate and ejaculate inside it,” the cartoon Thiel mentioned at a college meeting. “So Devil may by no means have a butt child till alongside got here Mr. Donald Trump, whose penis is so teeny, teeny tiny it may really slot in Devil’s asshole.”
The present has ceaselessly depicted Trump with a really small penis, together with in a graphic opening episode that drew ire from the White Home. On Wednesday evening’s episode, Thiel revealed simply how small ― full with a ruler and a paperclip for comparability.
“How small is Donald Trump’s penis?” he requested the youngsters, earlier than giving them the reply: “Someplace between six and 7 centimeters.”
However the youngsters are so obsessive about the 6-7 meme that every one they’ll give attention to are the numbers, which maintain developing in Thiel’s lecture. Eric Cartman will get so caught up in 6-7 that he’s actually sickened by it and will die (in six or seven weeks, in fact).
The episode retains going again to Trump’s penis ― which is so small that he’s depicted masturbating within the Oval Workplace with tweezers, then in his bed room with chopsticks, every time interrupted by a shrunken Vice President JD Vance.
Vance has secretly teamed up with Thiel to cease the newborn from being born. Vance fears the newborn may substitute him as Trump’s quantity two, whereas Thiel believes it might be the Antichrist.
Thiel believes Cartman’s sickness is an indication he may play a job within the unfolding occasions.
In the meantime, Jesus ― a recurring “South Park” character ― struggles to return to phrases with the brand new MAGA type of Christianity.
“South Park” airs on Comedy Central and streams on Paramount+. The subsequent episode is ready for Oct. 29.
