Jimmy Kimmel returned from his prolonged annual summer time break and tried to trace down the origin of rumors over the weekend that President Donald Trump was sick and even lifeless.
Kimmel identified that the rumors started swirling when Trump hadn’t appeared in entrance of a digital camera in a number of days.
“That’s how a lot he’s in entrance of a digital camera,” Kimmel stated. “After we don’t see him there, we assume he should be lifeless.”
“Although he appears like a pumpkin that acquired left in a hatchback on a 100-degree day, he’s positively not lifeless,” Kimmel stated.
As proof, Kimmel rolled footage of Trump within the Oval Workplace being requested concerning the rumors by a Fox Information reporter in a really odd approach.
“How did you discover out over the weekend that you simply have been lifeless?” Peter Doocy requested.
However it wasn’t Trump’s reply that caught Kimmel’s consideration.
“Watch this,” he stated, replaying the footage. “Who’s the one one smiling in that group?”
Kimmel zoomed in on Vice President JD Vance.
“Good previous JD,” Kimmel stated. “He hears the phrases ‘Trump lifeless,’ he lights up like a Christmas tree.”
Kimmel additionally made a daring prediction concerning the president’s well being.
“Donald Trump won’t ever die,” he stated. “Overlook it. He’s like Dracula. He’s gonna hold sucking the life out of us eternally.”
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