Lengthy-form YouTuber Jenny Nicholson, who specialises in fandom tradition, odd components of the web and theme parks, goes viral for her spectacular and scathing evaluate of the now-defunct Star Wars Lodge, which is formally identified by Disney as Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser.
Nicholson paid a whopping $6,000+ for the two-night keep on the lodge for herself and her sister, with the expectation of an opulent setting and a meticulous live-action roleplaying expertise for Star Wars nerds.
Whereas she praised the quirky performances by actors and the infinite buffet, the video particulars a laundry listing of shortcomings: from tiny rooms with barely any house for baggage, to a pole that blocked viewers members from viewing the musical dinner present.
In the event you’ve not managed to observe the essay but – or are nonetheless making your method by the 4 hour and five-minute video – then you may catch up beneath:
This undertaking is only one of many from Nicholson, who continuously delves into the oddest corners of popular culture. I’ve watched a lot of her movies through the years, and in case you’ve now joined her legions of followers, I’d wish to share a number of the finest ones to take a look at.
The Church Play Cinematic Universe
Not solely is that this my favorite Jenny Nicholson essay, it’s additionally one in every of my top-rated movies full cease.
It’s an evaluation of 13 of the Easter musical exhibits produced by Church of the Rock, an Evangelical place of worship in Canada. As a substitute of simply placing on a conventional service, the pastor and members stage an unbelievably elaborate play, themed after a widely known movie and/or franchise, combined in with pop songs.
These performs incorporate non secular references all through and embrace components of the standard Easter story. For instance, in 2009 they showcased ‘Pirates of the Galilean’, that includes ‘Captain Jack Saviour’ as the principle character.
This present makes use of a formidable reproduction of the Black Pearl ship on a turntable, full with functioning cannons. Throughout the story, Jack is crucified by Barbossa and tied to the mast of the boat. When he makes his triumphant rise from the lifeless, the forged sing ‘What Will We Do With a Risen Saviour?’
Be careful for the repeated cameos from the pastor, and horrible impressions of well-known characters.
THE Vampire Diaries Video
Disclaimer: you don’t must be a fan of 2010’s The CW hit The Vampire Diaries to take pleasure in this video. Actually, it’s most likely even higher in case you’re not.
Nicholson delves into the baffling lore of the present, from debating how vampire blood works on each people and creatures, to steer Elena’s evil arc throughout which she exhibits up at a celebration making scathing remarks whereas Icona Pop’s hit ‘I Don’t Care’ blasts within the background.
She additionally features a standout part in regards to the lazy writing for the character Bonnie, which features a love curiosity that’s (type of) her personal brother. In the event you’ve ever watched some other CW hit like Supernatural or sequence within the Arrowverse, you’ll recognise the cheesy modifying model and bonkers plot particulars.
With twelve million hits and counting, that is Nicholson’s hottest video, and it’s simple to see why.
A needlessly thorough roast of Pricey Evan Hansen (2021)
You’ll have heard of the musical Pricey Evan Hansen in passing, however not many individuals know the way unhinged the movie’s plot is. Thankfully, Jenny is right here to assist.
Nicholson tears aside the film adaptation of the stage present, which was launched in 2021. It starred Ben Platt, a 27-year-old man who is unsuccessfully attempting to cosplay as a highschool character.
Evan needs to be the protagonist you root for, however as Jenny particulars, his lies are malicious and a poor excuse for his loneliness. I gained’t spoil how unhealthy they’re, however belief me… they’re unhealthy.
Nicholson continuously attire up for her evaluation, and that is one my private favourites, incorporating a messy wig, darkish eye luggage and ill-fitting striped polo – not forgetting the damaged arm, after all.
There’s one thing mistaken with Hallmark’s youtube channel
In the event you’re brief on time and might’t decide to a multi-hour Jenny Nicholson video, then this twenty-minute Hallmark YouTube evaluation suits the invoice completely.
I didn’t even know that Hallmark had social media channels like this, however Nicholson delves into the hilarious lore of everybody concerned, together with the rivalry between presenters Nicole and Lauren.
These movies are supposed to educate viewers easy dwelling hacks, however they’re fully ineffective. For instance, in a cocktail suggestions video, one of many examples entails a mysterious punch that was made forward of time (with no recipe detailed within the video), with only a little bit of dry ice added to it.
Nicholson picks aside these low-cost and unintentionally humorous movies, and rightly so.
Evermore: The Theme Park That Wasn’t
In the event you had been intrigued by the theme park facet of the Star Wars Lodge… I imply… Galactic Starcruiser, then it’s best to completely take a look at Nicholson’s expertise with Evermore in Utah, which additionally went out of enterprise.
In concept, Evermore appeared like each fantasy fan’s dream. This theme park was alleged to take inspiration from renaissance gala’s, The Lord of the Rings, steampunk and D&D, and have a totally immersive expertise with actors, animatronics and rides.
In the event you thought Disney’s expertise was a flop, you’ve seen nothing but. This park opened half-finished, with barely any meals choices and no liquor licence. Storylines and quests had been a whole mess, with performers seemingly as confused because the friends.
It completely closed in April 2024, so this video is among the few remaining reminders of its existence. As all the time, Jenny delves into the failings of the park and isn’t afraid to name out those that needs to be held accountable.
