Jimmy Kimmel mentioned President Donald Trump posted a slew of taunts and assaults on social media this week “in his ongoing effort to distract us from the truth that he doesn’t need Melania to see the Epstein recordsdata.”
Trump’s posts attacked everybody from California Gov. Gavin Newsom to former TV host Rosie O’Donnell.
“He’s been threatening to revoke Rosie O’Donnell’s American citizenship, which ― like peeing standing up ― he can not do,” Kimmel mentioned. “How can somebody so previous be so infantile? It’s Benjamin Can’t Button His Pants.”
One in all Trump’s posts was an AI video exhibiting himself dancing to “YMCA” with the person within the Cracker Barrel emblem after the restaurant reversed a controversial determination to take away the person as a part of a redesign.
Kimmel didn’t get the outrage.
“Come on. Cracker Barrel is Amish Applebee’s. It’s Apple B Minus,” he mentioned. “It’s barely a restaurant. It’s a restaurant that sells yo-yos fabricated from wooden, OK? Relax.”
Kimmel mentioned “all of the woke yokels” had been outraged, together with the president’s eldest son.
“Even cosplay grits gobbler New York prep college nepo child Don Jr. whined, ‘WTF is improper with Cracker Barrel,’” Kimmel mentioned. “As if he’s ever been to a Cracker Barrel.”
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